Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tomeeee - Evolution At Work

I know, the last couple of posts have been videos you could have found on your own.
I've been really busy lately though. This one I just had to share...

It seems we haven't yet legislated away natural selection completely...



It's nice to see other countries embracing the fruits of a varied species - encouraging the marching down paths that may or may not (definitely not) propel humanity into the next phase of hard-skulled-kept-regular existence.

Give it some time though. Now that America is no longer content with ignoring the rest of the planet, the next bill through the house won't be a solution to an actual problem (or rather, a retraction of the problem), but instead, a law declaring smashing fruit with your noggin punishable by...be(rry)heading?

HA! HA! ha...ech hem...right....

Host:
"I think you are a hero for doing this. Fantastic!"

Translation:
"You're a fucking idiot! Everyone...Clap for this fucking idiot!
Holy shit man! I can't believe you just incurred brain damage to get on TV - and you failed your personal goal!
You deserve to die out, and we will let you.
[Smiling] But not without first welcoming the entertainment you provide.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Also - Happy Birthday Steve!"