At least it's not another toll road...

Google maps gets you there...provided you have a Waverunner...

World cup, foreign policy...it's all the same.

As long as the octopus doesn't pick Antarctica, we should be good.
Who the fuck wants to go to war in subzero temperatures?

Chevrolet Chase

GM abandons the comedic offerings of Chevy Chase.
Wait, what?
Girlfriend found another Google News failure.

Mr. Chase: Do you take drugs Google?
Google: Everyday.
Mr. Chase: Good. So what's the problem?