"roommate tried to pick up the dogs massive dump but was too gross & he threw up. in the koi pond. FML"
Yeah, in case you're new here, Casey has a koi pond in his back yard.

Maybe if I look through at an angle, he won't see me watching him vomit...


ender9284 just had to pretend that wasn't a burst of laughter coming from his office upon reading "because of the koi pond" and it was actually that he choked while drinking his water...I doubt anyone surrounding my office bought it...