Narcitastic

I've received several complaints about the low frequency of new posts...
and I LOVE it! It's like my ego now eagerly awaits a happy ending...

But enough of that. I am a fountain of bull shit, but not all bull shit is worthy of posting to the world wide web. So give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that...apple sauce (wait through the probable ad, and the crank it up...I couldn't find a good one from your tube).

So...one idea came to me while pondering a certain company's plan to save the planet by removing cutlery from the break room. It inspired me to recycle. Seriously.

I generally shave in the morning, before I shower. I am a girly man with an electric razor. You have to lean over the sink so that it catches all of your freshly cut follicles.

My amazing girlfriend uses soap that has sand or something in it. This helps you to smooth out and exfoliate your dermis.

Now, we all know the great impact soap like this has on our reserves of endangered dirt and sand.

I have devised a solution. Sure, I am only one person, but we can all do our part.

First, instead of shaving with your PJ's on, take off your shirt and step on up.


Lean back instead of over the sink when you shave so that the hair falls into your chest nest.



Now, like you probably already do, use your thick, flowing chest hair to lather up with soap.


Once soft and foamy, your soap should engulf the lose face shrapnel until they are one.

Abracadabra! Your soap will now exfoliate your skin. The poetry in the process is you can get a nice smoothly exfoliated face using what came from your face.

If there is a better way to close the loop, my name is L Ron Hubbard...which it is not.