Now that's news.

The girlfriend likes to check the news in the morning. She noticed the odd mismatch of headline, body, and image.
It's obscure, but I don't think it's an error, just deep reporting:
The estrogenous Redwing team was stabbed by the Sharks being right on Target, causing them to loose custody of the child that is victory in a hockey game.
No?
Alright, maybe a mistake at the capital 'G' house.