World cup, foreign policy...it's all the same.

As long as the octopus doesn't pick Antarctica, we should be good.
Who the fuck wants to go to war in subzero temperatures?

Godzilla is...inside all of us!

Playstation Network delivered this weekend with a free download of Godzilla 2000 (made in 1999).

You can catch but a small glimpse of that awesomeness here:

Never mind that the guy that gets punched out looks like my best-friend-since-2nd-grade, Justin...I favor the Godzilla movies for epic quotes like this one:

"That's ironic. It woke up after 60 million years and then Godzilla destroyed it the very next day."

"Yeah."

Also, this one:

"We scientists produced this monster...Godzilla. And ever since, we tried to destroy him."

[Godzilla continues to trample through Shinjuku]

"But then, why...why does he keep protecting us?"

"Maybe because...Godzilla is inside each one of us!"

He certainly is, Yuji. He certainly is.

I've been to Shinjuku and trampled around just like he did...and scientists are always trying to destroy me too...so we have this connection...

Diana Falls near Yosemite. So do we.

Went up to the mountains in and east of Yosemite for some kayaking, (unintentional) hiking, waterfall jumping, and morons icing idiots to celebrate the long 4th of July weekend.

Took some Flip vids. Definitely not my best editing skills here, but you don't care because I used another Portugal. The Man track (Children).


That guy passed out with a half-consumed Smirnoff Ice there at the end?
Oh, that's Andrew.

The lady we ran into at "Little Diana Falls" told us that up the trail, there was a bigger jump, "Big Diana Falls", around 45 feet.
Though it turned out to be more like 30-35 feet, we took a glance, said, "no fucking way" and proceeded to splash our feet around in the water.
Then some crazy mountain people arrived, climbing to the top with their Budweiser in hand, and jumped off in their jorts.
We watched them and said, "No fucking way. Just because a crazy hillbilly does something doesn't make it smart. Plus, their hillbilly beards probably slow them down considerably while they're in the air."
Shortly after, families arrived. Kids and girls jumping off Big Diana. We watched this and said, "Well. Shit. Now we have to. Stupid kids."

Not shown in the video:

• Awesome off roading
• Fireworks
• Live band at the longest continuously operated saloon
  
• Me dominating the billiards and ping pong tables
• Beavis & Butthead Do America screening
• Consumption of the perfected long island iced tea recipe (tentatively named "Grove-island Iced Tea")
• Bros icing bros and creating some truly awkward moments in the garage

The last item was caught on video and will be shared soon...

Listening to
Letlive - Fake History (don't click on that, you will not like it)
Tortoise

Watching
Breaking Bad

Playing
Red Dead Redemption

Did you know?

So glad I live in America where milk doesn't come in bags.
Hell yes.
Let freedom ring.

On a related note:


Oh Salma.

That will not remain singular!

I would like to have these in my car.


Thanks Casey for the image.

We need to duplicate this.

Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg...
Kinkos is my favorite copy center, if I had to pick one.
Cause they're open 24 hours, and that's great!
Like if it's 5 AM and I decide I need 2 of something... I'm covered!
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and go 'AAHH SHIT!! oh yeah... Kinkos! That will not remain singular!'