Diana Falls near Yosemite. So do we.

Went up to the mountains in and east of Yosemite for some kayaking, (unintentional) hiking, waterfall jumping, and morons icing idiots to celebrate the long 4th of July weekend.

Took some Flip vids. Definitely not my best editing skills here, but you don't care because I used another Portugal. The Man track (Children).


That guy passed out with a half-consumed Smirnoff Ice there at the end?
Oh, that's Andrew.

The lady we ran into at "Little Diana Falls" told us that up the trail, there was a bigger jump, "Big Diana Falls", around 45 feet.
Though it turned out to be more like 30-35 feet, we took a glance, said, "no fucking way" and proceeded to splash our feet around in the water.
Then some crazy mountain people arrived, climbing to the top with their Budweiser in hand, and jumped off in their jorts.
We watched them and said, "No fucking way. Just because a crazy hillbilly does something doesn't make it smart. Plus, their hillbilly beards probably slow them down considerably while they're in the air."
Shortly after, families arrived. Kids and girls jumping off Big Diana. We watched this and said, "Well. Shit. Now we have to. Stupid kids."

Not shown in the video:

• Awesome off roading
• Fireworks
• Live band at the longest continuously operated saloon
  
• Me dominating the billiards and ping pong tables
• Beavis & Butthead Do America screening
• Consumption of the perfected long island iced tea recipe (tentatively named "Grove-island Iced Tea")
• Bros icing bros and creating some truly awkward moments in the garage

The last item was caught on video and will be shared soon...

Listening to
Letlive - Fake History (don't click on that, you will not like it)
Tortoise

Watching
Breaking Bad

Playing
Red Dead Redemption