If I'm the wide receiver, and you're the coach...who's Bill?

Educate yourself:
Never leave your microwave running unattended!
There might be a can of paint thinner in there.

How long does it take for a baby to freeze to death?
Twenty to thirty minutes.

If there are sparking live wires hanging down from panels in the ceiling, use your broom to shove them back up in there.

Now you, too, are Makin' it happen!