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It has been a busy forty days for this cat. But of course, nothing happens until you post something about it on the interwebs...yielding many posts (that ship has sailed) or one large post from this egoist.
And thus the latter begins...

Taholerette
My sister and her fiancé decided to have their bachelor and bachelorette parties together in Lake Tahoe. Josh (the aforementioned brother-in-law-to-be) flew us from San Jose to Lake Tahoe which was awesome because I had finals the following week and was happy to be in a plane for a bit over an hour rather than in a car for a bit over three hours.

The Landing:


We drank and danced in Tahoe...the normal family fun (I climbed some horse statue, got in a fountain for the sake of photography, watched my twin sisters dance together with a bald Nepalese dude, and rode tricycles on the bar).

Me and the bride:


The maid of honor:


Congraduation
My wonderful girlfriend finished her B.S. in computer science. We went out to club WET, where my roommate had previously...left his mark...
Turns out I had been there before it was renamed to "WET". Little had changed...an abundance of bags and hags of douche...but they did put some fish tanks in the wall, which was kind of cool. When you don't want to have your senses annoyed by the environment, you can look at a shark and blow fish and eel stuck in a tank in the wall of the club...neat?
All said and done, I did have a good time. I like to dance. I love any time at all with mi muñeca and friends.

Club:


Grademony:


G(I/O)gle Conference
I picked up my girlfriend from the Caltrain station last year on her way back from the Google I/O conference. It was pretty amazing...good music (Queens of the Stone Age - Make It Wit Chu), good food (taco bell on the way to the station), and good conversation (my baby and her friend telling me how awesome the conference was as I drove them home). So this year, I decided maybe it'd be even amazinger if I went to the conference myself...
I still got to drive us home from Caltrain, so no loss in that realm...
The conference was well worth the $50 academia registration fee. The food was delicious and the talks were informative and inspiring.

And here is my ass, easily located with Google maps:


Oh yeah, and they gave all attendees a free phone...wait, what?!
Yes, all ~4,000 conference guests were given a Google (american apparel) t-shirt and an HTC Magic Ion G2 Android Google phone (I don't know which of the six names are correct, or in which order, so I just put them all...basically, it's a touch screen phone that is or is not better than the iPhone).

OMG WTF I got a free fucking phone LOL:


Another highlight was the "after hours" party. There were innumerable (not really...~4,000) nerds (~ means "about" or "approximately").
Nerds can eat. And nerds like it dark (to hide facial asymmetry). And nerds like video games. And nerds like to walk around with beer pretending to like it.
Google likes nerds. It was an orgy of deliverance.
Spherical caged picture-taking robots, Lego robots, arcade games, finger foods, Sierra Nevada, chardonnay, modded everything, and finally, DJ Mike Relm and DJ Scotty Boy providing aural goodness. I had fun. I guess I am a nerd.
Google posted these pictures of the event.

This is one of them and I am proud to have been one of the few present to talk to a girl...ever:


The best thing about the conference actually happened a couple of days ago, a week or so after the conference. I sold the HTC Ion Magic G2 (OMG WTF free phone for short) for $500 on Craig's List. Yeah, okay...they were going for a bit more here and there on eBay...but I'd actually opened and used mine, activated the SIM card that came with it, etc. Also, I essentially got it for $50. I am no mathemagician...but that's like 10% profit or something! YES!
With the money I made I bought new stuff for my fish tank...to be posted later...and a couple new guitar pedals, also to be made real at a later date.
My girlfriend is now selling her OMG WTF free phone here if you are interested...
[Update] It's been sold...for another huge profit.

Holy Shit...er, uh...Matrimony
I now have only one sibling with a common last name. But I have a brother-in-law and larger family...which is awesome in case competing local clans come to raid our land and livestock. We have increased strength and numbers now you fucking aggressors...try something.

Is my sister not the most beautiful bride ever? I know she loves the frozen dead dude, but Walt Disney ain't got shit on this reality:


And the McGees (one full McGee, three half McGees):


Now that all is in sync with reality and network...piece oot.


Watching
NBA Finals
Stigmata
New Blu-Rays (The Boondock Saints and Pineapple Express)

Listening to
Silverchair - Neon Ballroom
Massive Attack - Danny the Dog
Elliott Smith - Either/Or

Drinking
Trader Joe's Unsweetened Green Tea With Mint
Squirt + Cuervo♦