Friday, May 13, 2011

They forgot to draw my glasses

I have to admit I copped this from Casey's blog.
It's me more than I am though so I had to share here.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Fishy life

Remember, select 720p. It's HD or no D up in here.


After consulting the birthday boy, I've learned the little white spots everywhere are snail eggs.
Sea snails can change sex depending on the needs of their population.
As there are only two of this species, odds are the need is there.
Baby snails will get eaten by the fish, hermits, and skunk cleaner shrimp though, so I don't expect to be up in the middle of the night changing...water.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Honest Money

If you know me at all, you know I love burritos.
Taquerias make burritos that are incomparable to Chipotle burritos.
It'd be like comparing gourmet Italian pasta to the pasta bread bowls you can order from Pizza Hut delivery. Except a bit different, because Chipotle burritos are actually quite tasty.

Normally, I order the chicken burrito with guacamole.
They've always written 'CG' on my burrito foil.
I know now that this designates 'chicken' and 'guacamole' to the cashier.
I never really put the two together before.
I figured they just thought I was a 'cool guy'.
Which, obviously, I am.
I was hurt for about 20 seconds tonight when the burrito foil only read 'C'.

I thought, I am wearing a pink shirt, maybe he just thinks I'm cool, but girly-ish.
Oh well.
Then the cashier said, "Chicken burrito, chips or drink, $6.66 please."
Perplexing how she knew the total before she attained if I wanted some chips or a beverage...but that didn't concern me. What concerned me was the price.
I pay attention to what I pay. And $6.66 was unfamiliar...

It all came crashing down.
I'm not a "cool guy", I just happen to love chicken and guacamole.
I tried to mask my pain with humor:
"Actually, I ordered guacamole, too...and I don't want my total to be associated with Satan."
She laughed, presented me with the higher total, and asked, "Do you really believe in that stuff?"
I handed her my credit card and replied, "I don't really know, but I believe in being honest."

As I returned to my car (since only schmucks dine in, Casey), a dollar bill scurried into my path with the breeze. I picked it up, made sure the serial number had no sequences of '666', and pocketed it.

Thanks God.

Be honest. It pays in the end...when people drop cash.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Tank Update

iPhone. Not the iPod touch.

Happy three years to Scoid.
Remember to select 720p.

Here's to a happy, healthy, fish tank.


..and clean dishes.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Feeling like you belong

Enjoying the new job thus far.
Conference/meeting rooms are all named after movies or TV shows.
The restrooms near my office have screen prints of two of the Planet of the Apes characters on the doors, but I found myself in another wing today and discovered other facilities...

I liked these more:

Men's room.


Women's room.

Apologies for the blurred picture of Marge. It was rushed.
It's only my first full week and I felt that snapping a picture of the ladies' room door was a bit risky.
It's certainly a different corporate culture from what I'm used to, but I think if an employee happened to exit the restroom just as I was taking a picture of the door inside of her bathroom, I might be reprimanded.
Maybe. I haven't gone through that part of orientation yet.

And, near the copy machine:


It's nice to be around people as silly as me and have the company endorse it.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Synergy

I love dogs. And skating.
Combine the two for...


Tail grab!
Harharharharsnort.

Friday, April 15, 2011

You know your country is impoverished when...

Based on the number of views, you may have seen this video already.
Oh well. It's still funny.



Gotta love the spy music.